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  • Question: Listen you dumb clit sucking menace. You don't call my penis small. It's way to big, and if you just get on your pretty little knees and open up that mouth of yours, I just might allow you to choke on it. Oh god, you'll have to beg me to stop. So stop using your little fingers to type hate and use them to fiddle with my balls. Good girl. *puts you back in your dog crate* - Anonymous
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    supernatural-imagine-oneshot:

    I’m actually laughing! Not only is this the saddest message I’ve ever received, you’re victimizing yourself!

    If you don’t want me to talk about your tic tac dick, maybe you shouldn’t mention it? Because trust me, NOBODY in the entire world wants to see it (IF they can see it, that is.)

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  • Alex: I think my first kiss, uhm, went a little like this, I don't know, I guess my real first kiss was...
  • Jack: Was like 3 weeks ago, right?
  • Alex: Yeah, with your mom.
  • Jack: Yeah.
  • Rian: I was in 8th grade and my girlfriend at that time and I were like slow-dancing to Slipknot, it was a weird thing.
  • Alex: How do you 'slow-dance' to Slipknot, dude?
  • Rian: *laughs* Anyway, and it was after that, it was weird. Gummy, I'd say.
  • Alex: Gummy? Didn't you have teeth?
  • Zack: Mine was in 8th grade at a park.
  • Rian: Nice.
  • Alex: Did you touch her tits, bro?
  • Zack: Probably, I really don't remember.
  • Alex: Did you get to second base, bro?
  • Zack: I hope I did.
  • Alex: High-five, dude! Second base.
  • Jack: I didn't really use to kiss girls but in kindergarten I used to go behind the blackboard and we showed each other our body parts
  • Rian: In kindergarten? That's a little weird.
  • Alex: You're grossing me out, bro. It was kindergarten, dude.
  • Jack: I know man but I was young too.
  • Alex: You were in kindergarten until you were fourteen.
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phantasticfics:

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Favourite Dan and Phil funny Twitter life updates 2k14 to be updated

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this week on dan and phil are married

HI THAT ME

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Tomodachi Life || #light of my life [1/?]
↳ Here you go aruarlert, have some gifs of Armin being kissed by the sunlight in his cute bandages because we all know he’s the light of your life. I think I just started a gift meme of me making stuff for all of my friends, okay, yeah, I’m making presents for my friends. Congrats Em, you’re the first.

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burgrs:

kinda pissed about not being a mermaid

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lokisspy:

what a deal

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what a deal

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trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

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