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destructive-breed:

someone take me on cute dates pls

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furuyasatoru:

when u get a cute button up shirt and u think it’s going to fit and it does but. but then. u see it.  The Thing

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STUCK ON A ROLLERCOASTER
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sachikoyagami:

“Hey Ryuk do the Death Note rules say I can’t do THIS”

*Light rips out a page of the notebook and uses it to roll a flat blunt*

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demilovatolovatho101:

Breaking.
Broken.
Unbroken. 
Warrior.

demilovatolovatho101:

Breaking.
Broken.
Unbroken.
Warrior.

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gokuma:

autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…

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damedaniel:

did-you-kno:

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hot dads for all

MOVES TO JAPAN

god i clicked on the source expecting it to be a joke but it links to the actual site and they have a twitter and everything. i clicked on their about page and here’s the description:

"This is a service where you can rent a middle aged man with skill and experience who is undoubtedly good looking for just 1000 yen per hour!

You can make them go out with you, talk with you, do your errands, put them to work, or just hang out at home with you. How does it sound?”

One of them is a pro baseball player and the other one (the one pictured above) is a stylist. Reservations start at a minimum of 2 hours.

i’m going to cry i’m so tempted to actually do this.

OMFG The site even says “出張レンタルもOK♪(交通費は実費” Meaning that as long as you pay for their travel expenses, etc., they can come overseas too JFC SOMEONE STOP ME FROM—

aRE YOU SAYING I COULD IMPORT A JAPANESE MAN

what a world we live in

literally irl middle aged high school host club this is amazing omfg

I love my country. I really do. ; A; 

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